Does Art Emulate Life, or Does Life Emulate Art?
(Otherwise known as: NFL Teams closest to your own).
The Rats Nest -
Much like the NFL team that my team resembles, I am 2-0. I use a plethora of running backs, you could say I use three in a RBBC. Also much like this team, I have no idea if Antonio Brown will last the full season and it is rather important that he does. Like this NFL team I have beaten what should have been a strong opponent soundly, and then beat the team with the least amount of points for in our league.
What team am I?
Greenbowl Packers -
In the last two weeks both your team and this NFL team has come away with two close, somewhat ugly wins against division opponents. On your team, just like this NFL team, the QB is one of the all time greats that has been disappointing (although on the real team the QB is not injured). On both teams the RB1 should be great but is an injury concern, while the RB2 gets usage out of necessity despite being a waste of time. Both teams are 2-0 but maybe shouldn't be.
What team are you?
MBs 3rd Annual Shitshow -
Just like your NFL team, you are 0-2. Just like your NFL team you are told that your RB1 is a talented guy, but does that matter if he really can't do anything? Much like your NFL team your WR group shows some promise, but your QB can't help them and the running game is nonexistent. Much like your NFL team you have been deemed a "shitshow" (by yourself in this case, but I'll take what I can get).
What team are you?
Squidward's Revenge -
Like your NFL team, injuries have decimated your team early in the season. Like your NFL team you are 0-2. Like your NFL team (well this is a stretch but bear with me) you held out of the draft like a star player is holding out of the team. Like your NFL team, WRs certainly aren't the biggest worry your team has. Like your NFL team, one of your starting RBs is old as dirt and has been accused of some "unsavory" conduct. Like your NFL team, the defense is middling.
What team are you?
Mustard Tigers -
Like your NFL team you are 2-0. Like your NFL team your WRs don't look like the strongest bunch, but they're getting the job done. Like your NFL team you've got a clear RB1, but the other RBs can certainly be involved in a strong way. Both teams had good defensive play week 1, and middling defensive play week 2 (not fantasy production). TE is a very strong position on both teams.
What team are you?
BB Baker's Boys -
You and your NFL team are both 1-1. Both you and your NFL team had a surprising loss to a team that was projected to be worse. Both teams had RBs that showed pretty poorly week 1, but looked stronger in week 2. Both teams had a defense that looked terrible in week 1, but had a nice bounce back in week 2. Both teams have made questionable decisions that have led to losses (in your case, keeping any of your WRs on the bench for Duke Johnson Jr.).
What team are you?
Rip Lips -
Both teams are 1-1. Both teams 1 wins were extremely close, and if there were any corrections they may have been losses. Both teams had an RB play extremely poorly in the first game, to lightly make up for it in the second game. Both have defenses that are considered one of the best in the game, but they haven't been making a significant difference as of yet.
What team are you?
Football Cream -
Both teams are 0-2. Both teams have amazing talent at both the WR and RB spots, but can't seem to make that talent turn into wins. Both teams have question-marks at QB when it should have been a strong part of their team. Both teams have a backup that came into the game (Alex, yours is on your bench) in week 2 and did pretty good, if not better than the starter.
What team are you?
DonJulios Underdogs -
Both teams are 2-0. Both teams have iffy QB play that is somehow working very well. Both teams biggest names are at the WR position, but the unproven RB is showing up and doing work. Both teams defense has been solid, not spectacular, but solid. Both teams have depth that could be concerning if the starters go down, but then again, they may not.
What team are you?
Mr Rodgers Neighborhood -
Both teams are 1-1. Despite a Hall of fame QB, and great RB1 play, both teams have won a game by less than a TD and lost a game by less than a TD. The TE play for both teams is essentially non-existent. The WRs do a good job of keeping both teams in games, but they're not necessarily winning the games on their own. The defense, which should be elite, is doing well but not great. Both teams have a running back they are waiting on.
What team are you?
The Chorne Zhopas -
Both teams are 1-1. Both teams had a surprise win over an opponent that was favored, and a surprise loss over a team that was an underdog. Both teams have had shaky QB performance that still resulted in some points, but not a whole lot. Both teams have had consistent TE performance, even if it isn't always huge, it's always there. Both teams have had a WR that should perform each week, under perform and hurt the team.
What team are you?
Fresno Facecleaters -
Both teams are 0-2. Both teams had close loses that really could have been wins pretty easily. Both teams have general managers that have once won championships. Both teams seem to have one running back that does okay, but good luck guessing which one it is each week. Both teams have WRs that can perform, but they don't seem to be able to every week. Both teams have a defense that was supposed to be good, but thus far has under performed.
What team are you?
POWER RANKINGS
- The Rats Nest (Last week 1)
- DonJulios Underdogs (Last week 9)
- Mustard Tigers (Last week 3)
- BB Bakers Boys (Last week 4)
- Football Cream (Last week 5)
- Mr Rodgers Neighborhood (Last week 7)
- Fresno Facecleaters (Last week 8)
- Squidward's Revenge (Last week 2)
- Rip Lips (Last week 6)
- The Chorne Zhopas (Last week 10)
- Valeriy Shishkin (Last week 11)
- MBs 3rd Annual Shitshow (Last week 12)
GOOD LUCK IN WEEK 3 DUDES.
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