I don't know if I would exactly call week 12 fun. I mean, I'm sure that some of you enjoyed it but I'm not particularly happy.
It's the very very last week of regular season. There's some fun to be had, and well the last week will mean a lot. So I'm just gonna jump into some things. But first, let me drop in some fun I saw after this weeks Monday game.
POWER RANKINGS
GAMES OF THE WEEK:
The Gingers versus Gronkin up Somethin Good
This was my exact face when I saw Gronk on the ground too. First I want to say, WTF was that shit Yuriy?! Sammy Shitkins and Calvin Johnshit? For reals. I think I'm too close to this one to objectively speak about it. I knew it was coming though as soon as Megatron scored his second TD and it was cemented when Dez dropped his. At least food was good for me this week. Enjoy the win Yuriy, and just know that if you lose this next week you're toast.
Randy and the WR2s vs Bill Cosby's Sleepers
With a final score of 153-112 Ory officially killed Matt's playoff hopes once and for all. Wilson threw up a 40 burger, Luke Kuechly destroyed Romo completely, and Matt would have won if he played Rivers and CJ Anderson. That's the way it happens sometimes. With Chris Johnson on IR and Demaryius Thomas not even on Brock's mind you might have tough sledding, but for now you're right in the thick of the hunt Ory.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood vs. Fortecai and Diggsby
A good matchup between two teams trying to stay in the playoffs. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood beat Fortecai and Diggsby 121 to 116. Now there wasn't a lot of points sitting on Alex's bench, realistically the only way he could have won would be if he played Jeremy Hill instead of Forte (and by win, I mean tied). The reality is that the reason Alex lost this game is because he traded Gates to D Smith and got Forte. It's crazy because you would never expect that to come back to him, but here we are in week 12 and well, it happened. Neither team is a lock as of yet but D Smith has earned himself a chance to take fate into his own hand.
Bag of Suck vs. SSS's Waiver Bros
Jake, I imagine that gif might be a lot like what you're season must feel like. I can't help but feel sorry but I have no true pity for a past champion. Jake lost this matchup 116 to 111 and Yaro has somehow made his way into the playoffs. I'd say congrats Yaro but I'm a little angry. I will give you this, you benched a 40 burger. AJ Green and Stevie Johnson saved your week, and Jordan Reed saved your season. Don't sleep easy though, if you lose your next game you are done.
MATCHUPS TO WATCH WEEK 13
Gronkin up Somethin Good vs Randy and the WR2s
If I win this game, I can make it into the playoffs. I hold PF over Bag of Suck and Mr Rodgers Neighborhood. If either of them lose and I win I can take the last spot back.
SSS's Waiver Bros vs Mr Rodgers Neighborhood
D Smith needs to win to stay in, if he loses and I or Ory win, D Smith can be eliminated. His fate is in his and Jake's hand.
The Gingers vs Bag of Suck
This is a good one. Outside of a tie, one of these teams can be kicked out of the playoffs. Specifically if Yaro loses, then he'll most likely be out.
Weeks over w/ Bernie vs Fortecai and Diggsby
Alex and Andrew. Andrew may not have the ability to make it into the playoffs (I actually don't know), but he can knock his brother out of the running. If Alex loses he'll probably be knocked out.
Dog Dont Mind vs Bill Cosby's Sleepers
Ory needs to win this to maintain hope. If he loses his playoff run is already over.
GOOD LUCK THIS WEEK.
