Hey guys! I'm finishing my degree this week, so expect the next two write ups to make up for a lot of lost time here. It is finals week though so instead of doing a full write up I'm just going to provide some cool stats from a tool I found online. Enjoy! Also, Andrew, I hope
First things, just weekly awards as I'm doing midterms this week. My final midterms before I have my degree. Matt is the first team ESPN is giving a 100% chance to make the playoffs. I'm pretty sure that means he has clinched the playoffs. That's right, 5th in PF, 1st in playoff seeding. Congrats!
Andrew of Meyer’s Slayer could have only possibly scored 0.4
additional points.
Colt 49’s 133.64 vs 5
Yard Fullers 83.08
Greenbowl Packers
134.72 vs Auto Draft Machine 134.32
Heartbreak! Sadness! 4 YARDS!!! That’s all this game was
decided by, 4 yards. Jakobi Meyers scored his first regular season TD from
Brian Hoyer, Antonio Gibson had his first big day, Agnew busted a huge run and
didn’t catch a single pass, and Matthew Stafford threw a garbage time TD to ice
things. I guess if the 9ers had been just a bit better you could have won
D-Smith. If only.
DonGodwin’s Underdogs with 158.64 points this week.
Meyer’s Slayer with 82.34 points. It’s not a good thing to
be lowest score and best manager.
DonGodwins Underdogs scored 109.5% of their projection.
Patrick Mahomes of the Colt 49’s scored 46.24 points against
the Raiders.
Darrel Williams of the Fly Boyds scored 29.4 points against
the Raiders.
Deebo Samuel of DonGodwin’s Underdogs scored 30.3 points.
Jalen Hurts of the Greenbowl Packers had 22.42 points.
AJ Dillon of the Football Cream scored 26.8 points.
Dan Arnold of the Colt 49’s scored 13.7 points.
The week of double digits. 5 games left until the playoffs.
That gives some wiggle room to the teams that are struggling to stay afloat,
but not much. We have two 7-2 teams (Matt and Gary) that are almost locks to
get into the playoffs. They could theoretically lose out and go 7-7, but that
might still let them into the playoffs. Then we have Alex at 6-3, who needs to win
at least once to have a chance, but probably 2 more wins and is good. Then at
5-4 we have myself, Jake, and Yuriy. That gives us 6 out of 6. The three of us
at 5-4 are not safe whatsoever and likely will want to win 3 out of 5 to feel
good. Jake and myself hold tiebreakers over everyone else at the moment, and
those may come into play. Now my speculation means you’ll want at least 7 wins
but ideally 8 to get into the playoffs. That is a tall order for those of you
at 3-6. I would recommend doing WHATEVER you need to do to win each week. Trade
pieces that do not work for you now, because later it won’t matter if you wait.
Nic of Tone’s Herb Seasoning and Gary of Rip Lips both set
their best possible lineup.
Yuriy of the Goo Backs got destroyed by his bench and could
have scored an additional 50.9 points.
Rip Lips 152.96 vs
Greenbowl Packers 89.86
Gary got wildly lucky in his matchup playing Elijah Moore
and Kenyan Drake as spot starts for his decimated roster. OF COURSE they would
do great and he would get a win. He also just blew the doors off of Val’s team,
even though Val looked like he was making all the right moves. Sometimes it
goes that way, but my dad CANNOT keep
getting away with this! He wins by a margin of 63.1 points.
Matt and the Fly Boyds flew to victory over the Goo Backs by
18.16 points. It was a week full of blowouts and that led to this being the
closest matchup. Honestly Matt, I’m also a little confused about how your team
has done so well. 7-2 is not easy and I just don’t really get it. But whatever.
Yuriy, you’ll be seeing a lot about Edmonds and Conner so just be ready. At
least CMC looks good in his return, and he gets Cam Newton back.
Alex’s Football Cream dropped 153.78 points and overshot
their expected point total scoring 120.6% of projected. Somehow in a week where
everyone did poorly you did well. This was Tom Brady’s bye week L.
Lamar Jackson of the Auto Draft Machines with 36.64 points.
James Conner of the Goo Backs with 40.3 points.
Pat Freiermuth of the Football Creams with 21.3 points. SIGH The Muth is luth.
James Conner of the Goo Backs with 40.3 points (OUCH).
Jared Cook of the Greenbowl Packers with 10.8 points.
Dallas CRUMBLED and their D/ST and Kicker scored 0. This is a lesson on putting too much faith into one team.
