Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Week 10 Write up



Week 10 is now over (and yes I'm aware that the last gif is from week 9, it's still great).  With the double digit week ending, so does the hope and dream of winning the league this year for me and some of my fellow owners.

2016 is a year that seems to bring down the hopes and dreams of many things, mostly by killing off beloved people, but also by putting the world into something that slightly resembles disorder.  Brexit, for better or for worse, sees Britain ending its relationship with the UN.  Trump, for better or for worse, sees the USA ending its relationship with reality (unless its that reality TV sort). Bowie died, symbolizing the closest thing I've had to an idol kicking the bucket, and then Prince died (never to be shown up).  Of course we had Alan Rickman, Muhammed Ali, Leonard Cohen and the guy that wrote Thriller Ron Temperton pass as well.

So I guess what I mean to say is that it puts something of a perspective on all this silly fantasy football losses and just general garbage.  And I did get engaged too, so this year can't be too bad.  Although this all may be part of the 12 steps of grief I have for my fantasy team's year.

Raiders are good thought! Last time that happened this shit looked amazing:



Looking ahead, there's only 3 games left.  If you're more than 3 games back you better be hoping you can snag one of the 3 wild card spots.  I'm technically not out of the running yet (moreso just practically and maybe even literally).

POWER RANKINGS

So guys, that pretty graphic and chart I was doing for you took about 2 hours each time to complete.  I know it didn't look like much but moving around HTML code and shit isn't my bag and honestly with school, work, airbnb, getting engaged, and BF1 I really just can't.  So Instead I'm just going to write it out.

1.  Alex Gomez (10-0).  Still haven't lost.  Used some weird black magic to get the 1st overall pick.  Still am not scared of you.  My team would fight your team in the parking lot after school. BTW you cannot lose the division, it is clinched.
2. Orest Yaslinskiy (6-4).  Yup same division.  You can't win your division either.  But, you have the best record and points for (excluding Yaro, but he's not gonna be on here for at least a few more teams).  I guess to make up for last year, you traded me CJ Anderson.  Feel good about it, but also remember that karma's a bitch.
3. Yuriy Yedinak (6-4).  Something of a losing skid.  Probably should blame Rex Ryan instead of making a trade.  Your team looks alright though, just be careful and hope that nothing bad happens.  
4. Oscar Meyer (5-5).  Secretly are only out of the top 3 in points for by 6 points.  you can't win your division but I think it'd be silly to count you out of the wild card race.  Pretty damn close to a lock too, just don't drop anymore stupid games to teams like mine.
5. Yaro Yaslinskiy (7-3).  Look I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, you're first in your division but your team is weak. You're 7th in overall points for.  But hey, any given Sunday so enjoy it.
6. Matt Burke (4-6).  Tied for first in the division in points for (with me, but good for you and you're stupid close to respectable record).  You're one game back though, so no rest for you.  I wouldn't count on the wild card either, not in our garbage division.
7. Nic Meyer (3-7).  What do you want me to say?  If I win out and Val loses out and Matt loses at least two games I can get in.  But aside from all of that, I've scored more points than everyone left, and even more than some of those above me (YARO).  So if I can take one consolation it will be this.
8. Valeriy Shishkin (5-5).  How did you get to 5-5?!  Dude, you're literally tied with Andrew for 11th in Points for.  And yet both you guys were top 2 in our division for most of the year.  With that said, the division spot is yours to lose.
9. Daniel Smith (4-6).  Race for the wild card.  It's not gonna be easy, you've got Yuriy, Ory and Oscar in front of you now.  That's your mark, go for it.
10. Jake Yorke (3-7).  This isn't your fault, but I'm pissed that you probably ended even my outside shot of jumping into the playoffs.
11. Andrew Gomez (4-6).  This seems harsh, it might be.  11th in points for and asked for an RB1 for Deandre Hopkins.  Shits nuts.
12. Jared Grube (3-7). To be fair, right now your team looks like hot fire.  HOT FIRE.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Week 8 recap


Well boy howdy, it's week 9 of the NFL.  That means November is here already.  That means it'll soon be Thanksgiving and maybe we'll all get to see Zeke rush for 250 yds and 6TDs.  That would be good.

As far as this season has gone, I've re-learned some old lessons that will be invaluable.  But here's my one word of warning.  I guarantee you next season that RBs will once again be the top picks, but look at who has the best records and what they selected....

POWER RANKINGS

2016 Power Ranking: Week 5

Rank Team / Record Trending Comments
1
8-0
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Last Week: 1st
Still cruising. I know this is a big bye week for you, so hopefully you can lose. Might be better for you that way, then you can get all the pressure off of yourself and finally relax.
2
5-3
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Last Week: 2nd
You know, you're still here because your team is good. You have more PF than two 6-2 teams. You lost to your brother, and you are three games back of the lead in your division. Let's be honest, your hold on the wild card is the furthest from sure of any of the other teams at this point. Do not sleep on it.
3
6-2
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Last Week: 3rd
Yeah you top 3 are cruising. You're up at 6-2, you're probably feeling good. You don't have the division wrapped up yet though. Remember there's another 6-2 team in your division. The unlucky drop of a game and suddenly.........
4
3-5
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Last Week: 5th
You're probably gonna be surprised to see yourself here. So will the rest of the league I'm sure. I want everyone to recognize that you are 2nd in PF. Not in your division. In the whole entire league. Your team has lost, but you've also had 1080 scored against you. Your team is nasty to go up against most weeks.
5
3-5
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Last Week: 4th
You aren't winning, that's for sure. But you can turn it around. You've got points just pouring in, just never enough in any particular week. You're only 1 game back in the division though...
6
6-2
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Last Week: 8th
I have to put you here, I do not want to. You're 6-2, but man you're in the bottom 4th points wise. But hey man, all it takes is a little luck I guess.
7
2-6
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Last Week: 10th
Righteous, so I'm not particularly winning, but I am 5th in PF. That's right, I have a better score than the rest of my division. So screw you Yaro :(.
8
4-4
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Last Week: 8th
3rd in PF, first in the division. Proud of you, I guess?
9
4-4
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Last Week: 4th
Hey, if you lose to your brother you might be in for a tough tough time.
10
3-5
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Last Week: 7th
Tough past couple of weeks. Down by 3 in the division, and at least 2 for the wild-card. There's enough weeks left.
11
2-6
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Last Week: 11th
It don't look pretty. Hasn't and still doesn't. Especially not with Charles going on IR. Down 4 games, try not to lose again okay.
12
2-6
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Last Week: 12th
Brady! Brady! Brady! BRODY!



ORY'S GAME OF THE WEEK

The Overachievers vs The Underachievers. 





VS

 


“And in those days brother will go against brother and there will be a gnashing of the teeth” – The bible? This week was hard for me for fantasy football reasons. Coming off of a week were I had won in all of my fantasy football leagues (6 in all) I was feeling pretty confident of taking this win and continue my dominance of the coveted Yaslinskiy bowl. Well reality sure has a way of kicking you right in the nuts. Yaro started out hot. Cam Newton led the rested panthers on a quick scoring spree even connecting with K. Benjamin on a 50 yard throw but that was my one bright spot as David Johnson was held to only 3 points at half time. I was at brunch and constantly checking my phone, my girlfriend was annoyed and I was panicking. The cardinals made it a game eventually as John Brown Vultured a touchdown from Fitzgerald and D. Johnson got going. A. Rodgers and Jordy Nelson put me in the lead during the afternoon games but my hope was quickly dashed as Zeke Elliot and the cowboys ran all over the eagles. The final kick to the groin was Zack Miller catching some balls from the resurgent Jay Cutler. . Yeah.. JAY CUTLER BEAT ME. That one hurts but I only had myself to blame… Starting Knile Davis over Henry on a last minute switch. The tinkering got to me and Yaro beat me improving his record to 6-1. That’s not a misprint and the Sleepers keep on sleeping…..