2 weeks left, that's two games only. That means we're gonna have some fun with the last playoff spots, and some people were definitely eliminated.
Lots of interesting things to consider for this week, Josh Gordon is back to thrill with some mediocrity (3 catches 62 yds), Ben Tate was let go by the Browns so he can sign with a better team, Mike Evans broke one of Randy Moss' rookie records, and we're nearing the end.
Because we're so close to the playoffs I figure most of my write-ups from now on will focus mainly on playoff chases, but of course we will still have
CHART MADNESS!!!
Top Points For:
- Djosh Unchained - 1601 Points For (By far most name changes too)
- God 777 - 1523 Points For (And most numbers in team name)
- Dog DontMind - 1427 Points For
- Full Metal Jacket - 1420 Points For (IM COMING FOR YOU JARED)
- Like Mike - 1408 Points For
Top Points Against:
- Team FlutteringHorde - 1526 Points Against
- God 777 - 1525 Points Against (chasing the dream buddy)
- Greenbowl Packers - 1448 Points Against
- Like Mike - 1413 Points Against
- Ruckers Rip Some Lips - 1411 Points Against
If the Playoffs Started Today:
- Dog DontMind (8-3)
- Mr Rodgers Neighborhood (8-3)
- Djosh Unchained (7-4)
- Cobb Thomas (7-3-1)
- Full Metal Jacket (7-4)
- Greenbowl Packers (6-5)
So.... That's 3 from the East again, I'd like to hear about how weak we are at some point again please.
If the Consolation Bracket Began Today (1 is 7 and so forth):
- Sunday Mornin Woodhead (5-6)
- Ruckers Rip Some Lips (5-6)
- God 777 (4-6-1)
- Like Mike (4-7)
- Jackson 2 (4-7)
- Team FlutteringHorde (0-11)
CAN YOU MAKE THE PLAYOFFS?
Well, this question is going to be figured out in a simple way. So here are the criteria:
1. The lowest amount of wins in the playoffs now is 6, so you must be able tor reach 6 wins
2. If Val wins one game, that number rises to 7, so you would need 5 wins now to reach that.
With that said, let's get into specifics now
Sunday Mornin Woodhead (5-6)
So you need at least one win, but you should probably get two. You gotta beat Alex and Yaro. Neither will help your standings by bringing someone above you down, but you need these wins.
If Val wins next week, and you lose, you are eliminated.
Ruckers Rip Some Lips (5-6)
You get Ricardo this week, a (hopefully) easy win. After that you go against me, if you win next week you'll be in the race, but if Val wins either of his next two games and you lose one, you are out.
God 777 (4-6-1)
Val has to lose out, you have to win out. The only way you get in is if no other teams get above 6 wins. If you lose a game, or if Val wins a game, you are out.
Like Mike (4-7)
Similar to Yuriy, you must win out. If you lose, Val wins, or Yuriy wins out, you are eliminated.
Jackson 2 (4-7)
See "Like Mike" exact same scenario.
POWER RANKINGS!!!
RIVALRY OF THE WEEK
Full Metal Jacket (7-4) Beats Cobb Thomas (7-3-1) 156 to 104.
Very very quietly, we had a championship rematch last week that went every single way it should have.,. well, anyway, it went the way I wanted it to this time. For most of Sunday it had seemed like Jake was going to win, as he had many of his players in at the beginning and I only had Mr AJ Green, and my man ODB. Peyton decided however that it was time to lose, threw a bunch of picks and not many TDs and lost JT and Sanders. Randall Cobb and the RBs made some serious effort, trying to make up for Dez on bye and Gray on bench, but in the end they couldn't hold of the ballet dancing Lacy and the TD machine Gronk in my highest weekly scoring victory.
GAME OF THE WEEK
Greenbowl Packers defeats Sunday Mornin Woodhead 133-122, stealing his playoff spot
I gotta figure, after trading off three players that scored at least 14 a piece for just one that scored 23, did I lose that trade? I don't know, Luck scored less than Wilson, and yet here I am sitting, staring at my lineup thinking, jeez I feel more comfortable. And Val won. He won with the help of this man above us, Brandon Marshall.
Aside from the three that were traded, only Fleener and Crabtree put up double digits on Val's team, but the huge game by Fleener cemented the win. It was a good game though, Ory's team did show up to work, hell if he had played Cutler over Rivers he would have won, but how do you choose between two QBs that are essentially the same (-diabetes) anyways? Jeffery really really tried to help Ory win, but sometimes it just isn't meant to be.
Bold Predictions:
Jared's Prediction:
"Carlos Hyde breaks off 2td 100+ on 12 carries or less. Jamal Charles goes ham on Seattle with 150+ total yds and 3tds"
Hyde definitely didn't do that, but Charles did get 149 and a TD. So, I'll give you Charles.
Nic's Prediction:
"Raiders beat Chargers, James Jones has 60 yds and 2 TDs"
What happens when you bet on the Raiders? You lose.
Alex's Prediction:
"Ingram goes for 115 yds/2 TD"
67 rushing, 30 receiving and TDs.
Yaro's Prediction:
"golden Tate wide open for not 1 not 3 but 2 touchdowns. And 130 yds."
HAHAHA, Stafford can't even throw TDs. Not even close.
Jared wins, because even though he wasn't exactly right, we were all very very wrong.
GOOD LUCK WEEK 12 EVERYONE.
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