Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Guest writing this week is me. Jared Grube.



Great to see Berry getting his first interception since beating back cancer. Love how much of a team effort it was with the tip drill too.

Man. I am pretty sure the Chargers are still looking for Cooper in the film room. Gotta love how he stares down that defender and then just stops on a dime, sending him flailing into his own teammate trailing the play. A lot to look forward to in Oakland.

The underlying theme for today's write up is LUCK. We can rant and rave about who knows what and how things will work out. But the bottom line is LUCK plays a huge role into who wins each and every week. Shoot Andrew Luck has a role in two matchups this week alone, what does that tell you!


Here is how we are going to measure your teams LUCK for the week. And remember, I am by no way undermining anybody's team here. We all need luck and get it from time to time.

1-None. Everything that could go wrong, went wrong.
2-Bad. You had a chance, but not really.
3-Boring. Everything went as expected and you can't really argue the results either way.
4-Good. Caught a few breaks, maybe a sleeper came through for you.
5-Great. Nothing could stop you this week, everyone preformed. You won easy.

But before all that... POWER RANKINGS!


We begin with Nicks team. Nick gets a 5 luck score. Gronk being Gronk, Woodhead goes for 32 and Cooper is turning in a fantastic rookie year so far. On the other end Orest gets a 1 luck score. Foster, Randle and Lewis were injured this week. Luck was not kind to you, but it will swing back around your way with vengeance. Also, you can stop smelling Katy farts, they are unlucky.

Next is my team, with a score of 5 luck. First of all, my bench put up 76 points! Usually that is a bad sign I messed up my lineup in a major way. Second Val's team, luck score of 1, put up the worst scoring total of the year for him. I for sure lucked into a win this week, and Val... Although you did not even break 100 points this week you are the first team to 1,000 on the year. That being said you lost, so you probably feel like this kid.


Next is Jake with a luck score of 3. Everyone on your team did well but Eli but really, you can count on him stinking up the joint a few times a year. things were looking good when Miller went for 38 points in the first half. Then he never touched the ball again. Yuriy on the other side gets a 4 luck score. Things went well for you this week, Beastmode came back, Gurley is a stud and Megatron keeps on destroying double teams. This was the best game of the week, neither of you deserved to loose this week.


Alex and Matt I am giving you both a luck score of 2. This game was terrible from the start with Duke Johnson and Khiry Robinson leading the charge in the early game. A couple of 31 point games from Rivers and TY was the only intrigue in this match up. Lowest scoring game of the week. You both deserved to loose.


Alex gets a luck score of 5. You won despite both Forte and Hill on bye weeks, amazing. Diggs makes an insane diving end zone grab, and you get 12 points from your te/rb/wr group. On the other end Gary gets a luck score of 2. Your team played well, and you can look forward to better production from Boldin when the Niners get their head out of their ass and bench Keapernick.


Next we have Daniel with a luck score of ANDREW LUCK. I really don't know how he put up 29 points for you, watching that game you would think he scored in single digits. A couple of late TY bombs saved you this week Smith. And Yaro with a score of 1. Tate refuses to show up for you week in and week out. And the Pats really screwed you by running the ball a total of 9 times. An NFL record low 9 times, and the goal line work went to Brady. Ouch.


Alright guys. Sorry if there are too many gifs this week and they don't load proper. This was fun, and good LUCK the rest of the season!

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