Week 2 2016

2 weeks down.  11 more to go.

I'm thinking most of you have seen the whole "describe yourself in 3 fictional characters" deal going around on Instagram and Facebook.  Well let me take a moment to describe most teams in 3 fictional characters after week 2.

 

It remains to be seen exactly how the injury bug will affect all of the teams, but let's take a look and see who got it the worst.

Nic	Andrew	Val	Matt	Jared	Ory	Oscar	Alex	Jake	D Smith	Yaro	Yuriy
	Doug Martin	Danny Woodhead	Brandon Marshall	Thomas Rawls		Arian Foster	Donte Moncrief			Adrian Peterson	Doug Baldwin
	Ameer Abdullah										Jonathan Stewart
											Sammy Watkins

That's what I've got.  If I missed one let me know, but I don't believe I have. 

2016 Power Ranking: Week 2
Rank	Team / Record		Trending	Comments
1		Krusty Arnie Palmer 2-0	-- Last Year: 7th	A perfect record and the highest points for in the league. This punk keeps winning.
2		Dank Hill 2-0	-- Last Year: 10th	The Gomez bros are doing pretty well. Unbeaten (until the end of this week) and second highest in points for. Charles is on his way back though.
3		Bill Cosby's Sleepers 1-1	-- Last Year: 8th	Ory is the first beaten team here. He has the third highest points for in the league, and probably the best player to this point David Johnson.
4		The Gingers 2-0	-- Last Year: 5th	5th highest PF, but last place on speed of name change. Dalton ain't on your team anymore.
5		Usko Shipping 1-1	-- Last Year: 4th	Yaro lost his first round pick, but despite that Cam has led him to the 4th highest points for in the league. Guess that's pretty good.
6		The Blackstars 0-2	-- Last Year: 6th	Consistency is key, I'm right in the middle of the pack now, but no injuries and a score both weeks between 120-140.
7		Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood 0-2	-- Last Year: 2nd	Well, I take back what I said to Yuriy. Name is 2 years old and no team picture. 7th highest points for leads you here.
8		Philips Fine Dining 1-1	-- Last Year: 11th	Not a bad start, got in the win column. If Brandon Marshall is back quick this team can do some damage.
9		Rip Some Lips 1-1	-- Last Year: 12th	His first win in probably nearly a full year, he got in the W column. If he wins 2 more he's eclipsed his last year totals.
10		SSS's Waiver Bros 1-1	-- Last Year: 9th	If I put as much effort into this as you guys do updating team pictures and names
11		Greenbowl Packers 1-1	-- Last Year: 1st	Losing Woodhead this early is a big blow. But you've found a win, so it can get a bit better for ya.
12		Dog Dont Mind 0-2	-- Last Year: 3rd	Winless and last place in points for, I'm fairly certain this Dog Does Mind...

 ASK THE OWNERS!

Now for our guest sequence brought to you by none other than ALEX GOMEZ:

Now I asked him

1. Who has the best team and why?
2. Who has the worst team and why?

This was his answer...


I have been given the honor to determine who is the best and worst fantasy teams after 2 weeks of play. So let us start with the best...

Although it is clearly obvious that my team is the best (my record speaks for itself) it wouldn't be amusing to everyone else to toot my own horn. So a distant second in my opinion is...The Gingers! Yuriy is also 2-0 and he has an overall well rounded team so lets break it down...

QB: Big Ben plays with arguably the best WR in the game and he's about to get arguably the best RB back next week...I like it

RB: McCoy/Stuart/Coleman/Williams/Michael/Ajayi/Lewis - Williams is the best performing handcuff in da game and he still has 1 more game to go. Coleman is taking away work from Freeman and Lewis is a sneaky play once he gets back from injury. C-Mike is also chomping at the bit. Dis guys got depth 

WR: Jones/Baldwin/Watkins/Diggs - Solid WR1 and Diggs is becoming quite the WR2. Lacks depth but has solid starters

TE: Tamme off waivers seems legit bc the barn yard dog is not

Not going to talk about his K or DST but i have to ask why 2 DSTs? I figured the only reason you're carrying 2 DSTs is you wanna be an jerk and play keep away #sharethewealth 

HM: Bill Cosby Sleepers - dude almost ruined my perfect season so gotta give kudos...i dig his RB combo and Rodgers/Nelson bromance 

Now for the worst team in the league. Announcing this team as the worst really puts a smile on my face seeing how he is my division rival, that team of course being...Dog Don't Mind. So lets breakdown why Grubey sucks so hard...

QB: Brock Lobster hasn't been the best while you wait for Brady but your opponent (me) won't mind another week of mediocrity this week. 

RB: Lacy/Rawls/Thompson/Hill/White - The wheels on Rawls Royce seem to be falling off and Seattle's o-line is not helping. I have a negative bias towards Lacy but that fat guy is one cheeseburger away from eating the bench. Not even worth talking about the other RBs. 

WR: Evans/Tate/Cruz/Wallace/Jackson/Gordon - Your strongest position and give you props on believing in Wallace...better hope your faith in Flash Gordon also pays off

TE: Ebron is solid and Pitta was a nice WW find...now if only he can stay healthy

At least you have a solid kicker..

HM: GreenBowl Packers - Freeman was a bad choice...

Enjoy the read league mates...

 

 

Now normally I'd love to do game of the week, but setting up power rankings has taken me an hour and a half.  So this is it for week 2.  Enjoy!